Sunday, July 21, 2019

Saturday, July 20, 2019

Feylin News Network - Part 8

 “And, we’re back!!!  Welcome back to the Feylin News Network, and I’m Walt Kooper for ONSITE. We dig deeper, because no one else will.  If you are just tuning in, we’re here at a major scene interviewing some heroic souls. Next up, is a tall broad man, who seems to be the leader of this fine band. Who would you be? And where are you from?”

“I bid you a good meet fine lad, and I am Stephan Hollis.  I have been knighted the title of royal envoy of the grand Kingdom of Caladornia.    I am honored by my valiant company’s compliments; I bear the mantle of leadership with humbleness.”

“COOL!  So I heard you struck the final blow on the beast that lies just over there, do YOU know what that thing is?”

“I would not have been victorious without my brothers and sisters in arms.  And, aye I know it, that be a slayer of damnations.  Poor beast gave us a glorious fight. It was fine creature, but we had no choice but to dispatch it.   Certainly I cannot take full credit for its fall. That clearly lies on the shoulders of Miss Dartmouth over yonder.”

“…the black elf lady with the silver hair, again, yay. Well, folks we’ll be back right back after these messages as we try once again to get an interview with the mysterious Miss Dartmouth.”

Sunday, July 14, 2019

The Great Mall at the Edge of the City - Part 4 - Santa Prawn!

Our heroes slink back to Growlwing's lair on Phase 4.

It involves too many Santas and Shrimp of unusual size.

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Feylin News Network - Part 7

“Hello everyone, and welcome back to FNN ONSITE.  I’m Walt Kooper, with me now is one of our fine saviors Jon Boo.  Welcome Mr. Boo, and thank you.”

“No problemo mi amigo. It was my pleasure and it was fun. You know what I always say.”

“What’s that Mr. Boo?”

“If you cut through a dark forest path, you better be prepared to rumble in the jungle.  And you better be prepared to shoot a giant sunflower monster thingy, lots.  Like seriously, I’m plum out of bullets.  Even Fred and Ginger are hot.”

“Fred and Ginger?”

“My pistols. Made with titanium steel alloy, perfectly balanced, Fred has a bigger bang, but my girl Ginger…”

“OK…Well, Mr. Boo it’s been a pleasure, but as I say, got to keep moving before the next commercial break.  Who else was involved in this rumble in the jungle that might be able to help me?”

“See that big human over there in the fancy armor? He’s kind of our boss he took the thing out.”

Thursday, July 4, 2019

Feylin News Network - Part 6

“I was almost killed by that thing, and we broke for commercial?  I love commercials, but come on!  Wait, we’re live?  Welcome back, Walt Kooper here.  We’re headed towards a woman apparently doing something to a large greyish winged demon of some sort.   Hello there, I’m Walt…”

“Go the <explicit> away.”

“Excuse me Miss…”

“Can’t ya’ see I’m busy?  Stupid <censored> Feylin always sticking their noses…”

“Holy!  Is that thing dead? You were attacked by a raging Verkhail with a power hammer?  Did it swoop in and attack you?  It’s kind of big, how did you miss it?  Did YOU kill it?  What are you doing to it?  Did it….”

“No. This is my pal, Baldrix.  He didn’t attack us. He died protecting us, again.   He’s always racing into trouble first; it can be hard to keep up with the lovable oaf.  I’d hate his ugly ass if he wasn’t just so damn brave and loyal, and so good at knocking heads.  <explicit> I should be concentrating <censored> can ya’ come back later maybe?”

“Um, ya. I’ll come back later Miss…”

Sunday, June 30, 2019

The Great Mall at the Edge of the Universe - Part 2 - Soft Served Robot Riot
Our heroes proceed to rescue Barry and may have been involved in a murder mystery and riot.